Two days ago, I mentioned a friend’s theory that it is not possible to hook-up during Monster Mash. I also added a playable version. I got a really good laugh out of the fact that it’s my most played song on this page, and not because of anything other than A) It is the only song I’ve posted that everyone has heard before, and its gotten the most plays B) More than half of the...
A Curious Thought
I’ve had a long week. You know, one of those busy weeks that you know is coming but you can’t do anything to slow down? It was one of those. It’s basically over, no projects for awhile. So I get to have my first lazy weekend in God knows how long. I don’t think I’ve left my living room today. I also have yet to crack open any real work. So I kinda just yawn. Look at...
I Want to Battle Rap
Is that weird? There’s some history here. I’ve joked that I’ve never been good with music; I’ve played violin for five years, but that is just about it. Guitar occasionally. Child’s play. I’m a writer, and i’ve always had a pretty good way with words, though most writers cannot get their thoughts out vocally. We are the dejected souls, sitting with our...
Monster Mash. We’ve all heard it. Probably...
Maybe I'm Done for Formspring for awhile
The questions are getting awkward. I’ve had to delete a few that just seemed a little…strange. More strange than I wanted to deal with. Plus, it gives me an excuse not to write So instead….I’m going to just release a few unreleased drafts! Such as “What I learned from How I Met Your Mother”. Ready.Set.Go
worst relationship? The girl I was involved with and I agreed on this; we were in high school, started dating the summer before my senior year. That was good. When my school year started, she had quite a few college applications and suddenly every second up. I tried to keep it going, but I also hung out a lot with my drama group, which included my ex-girlfriend. My current gf...
What are you terrible at? Hmmm. Gonna need a list here - Sports. Honest to god, do not have an athletic bone in my body - Singing. Please don’t let me - Accepting dislike. This is a weird one. I tend to feel like I go too far to make sure I’m on a good page with everyone. I don’t tend to do well with disagreement. But in the same respect, if its a lost cause...
If you could steal any comic’s joke to use as your own, whose and which would it be and why? I once watched Kyle Cease talk to his audience about how great they were and how he could do any joke. He then proceeded to do this absolutely brilliant bit about the worst way to get to Catalina Island. Saying, essentially, that a boat was not the absolute worst way. The worst way...
Who is one person, just one, that you would do absolutely anything for? The best part of this is that I sat in my living room, reading this to my friends and seeing if they knew me very well. My friend Riley got two or three of my waiting responses in a row, this being one of them. It’s my sister. Without a doubt in my head, I would take a bullet for that girl. I only got...
What is one thing you love about yourself? I think it was a process, but I definitely learned to love how I can just be free. I mean, in junior high and high school, I got caught up in worrying about myself a lot; what I looked like, how I acted. Now, I’m not too worried about acting stupid or goofy. I can usually just breathe deep and be silly, which is why I think I love...
Name three qualities that give you hope in humanity: I have to steal from the bible verse from this one (Paul’s Second Letter to the Corinthians) Faith, Hope and Love. The greatest of these is love Ask me anything
What is your favorite thing/moment to talk about during a stand-up act? I love talking about my family and the personal stuff that happens with me. That’s my favorite, and I’d honestly work more of that into a show if I could. I feel like I’m an awkward person, and my life is a sitcom, so it works out well entertainment wise. Ask me anything
Because I love to cave into things, and I'm very... →
A Good Laugh
I’ve tend not to blog too much lately because most of my “downtime” is at 12am, when I don’t feel too much like writing. Rapping, sure. But that’s cause that takes 2 to 3 minutes and I can pass out after. Writing for me at that time because an olympic sport of haughty pedantic b.s. I used to do a little bit of my writing during the day. With classes, thats...
Teacher: “Cute shirts. Was there a sale on them?” DG: “No,...– My teacher, to the five Delta Gamma’s in the first row of our class. The girl was NOT trying to be funny. Made my week
At the Detour →
There’s no accurate way to describe this except, well, it’s going to be entertaining. These are some of my best friends at Chapman, and it’s worth noting that their stories are going to be epic. So follow them now, while you can, and then you can tell all your friends you discovered the best thing since chat roulette (more on chat roulette later). Not for the faint of heart...
You know a girl is worth keeping if she not only knows all the words to “50 Ways to Leave your Lover” AND can play it on some sort of instrument. It’s preferrable if she’s under 25 though; otherwise the deal is off. She took a sip of her drink, and asked what she should play next. I laugh and look down, not because I’m thinking of songs, but self consciously afraid...
The 21 Things I will do before I graduate
1. 1 Date, Sara Bareilles 2. Ride some sort of horse around/through campus 3. Coachella 4. The bed day: One entire day spent in bed; bathroom isn’t even an exception 5. The party day: One entire day devoted to a party of some sort. Bathroom isn’t even an exception. 6. Write a Senior Thesis ✔ 7. Work on/Touch the set of “How I Met Your Mother” 8. Go to the USC vs....