1. 5 Quotes from Justin Bieber in an Article He Clearly Shouldn’t Have Been Doing

    1. On sex before marriage: “I don’t think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them.I think you should just wait for the person you’re…in love with.”

    2. On health care: “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.”

    3. On abortion: “I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby?”

    4. On abortion in cases of rape: “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”

    5. On politics: “I’m not sure about the parties. But whatever they have in Korea, that’s bad.”

    This is all so good

     

  2. Lazy

    I’m currently perched on my bed, listening to my “Mellow” playlist, enjoying a lazy Friday morning. The latest Rolling Stone magazine in perched on its bindings a hands reach away. I was interested in reading it because of the John Mayer cover; not that I particularly love John Mayer, but its an article on him not being able to live a normal life, and I was interested. Not the “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” normal life, but more along the lines revealed in an incident when he is rejected by a cute girl just so she could tell her friends “Yeah, I rejected John Mayer.” The whole article reads with the same vibe

    I’ve sworn to myself I’ll be out of this bed by 11:30. I still have to shower and pack. I’m heading up to camp again, last weekend of it. I’m excited. But it has dawned on me that, yeah, it’s probably one of the last times I get to sleep in for awhile. A long while. I don’t like thinking about that part.

    So for now, I’ll take a deep breath, turn my music back on and fall asleep. I’ve got fifteen minutes of it left, if I want it. More gifted Tumblr posts are on their way; a trip to Low End Theory with a very special appearance by Nocando, the end of interterm, and the things that are still to come, like the first day of classes and a very special “Cliff tries out for Last Comic Standing” blog

    Ready set go